if Billy and Jimmy had to submit a thesis to graduate what would it be titled and how would they bind it?

[lafiy73222]

In case Billy and Jimmy were required to present a thesis as a condition for graduation, it could be no other than the one with the title *“Beating the Odds: Conflict Resolution Through Button Mashing.”* Naturally, they would have to find the perfect thesis binding to go along with it, something that is so tough that it could survive a street brawl, yet so neat that it would impress the review board. Perhaps leather-bound with gold lettering, or spiral-bound for that "grab-and-go" look when trouble calls. In any case, binding of the thesis would not just be about presentation for these two, it would be about making a statement: “We literally fought for this degree and it was hard.” Let’s just hope the printer does not jam right before the deadline.